The Mom List
1. Your 5-year-old son's steely determination to canvas the neighborhood dressed as Strawberry Shortcake.
2. Little-girl costumes that look like they were designed by a pedophile.
3. Knowing there are 8,378 calories in the 72 candy bars, 18 lollipops, and 11 pieces of bubble gum your kids collected - and that you'll be consuming half of them while they're at school tomorrow!
Deborah Skolnik
Ha! I thought this was only me!!
3 comments:
That is too funny!! If you want to read something that will make you think twice about picking up a candy bar check out the "We Are Three" blog, "Redeemed" entry. You can link to it from my blog list. But don't be near food when you read it.
Whatever! They don't even have to be at school! I sneak in their rooms on my belly for the candy.....I am shameless.....I need help! I'm going to read that "We are Three" thing..but it futile....I'll be stuffing candy wrappers in the bottom of the garbage can to hide my habit within the hour...save me!
I was strawberry one year! So cute with pink yarn wig... love halloween!
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